Va Va Variety!

This is a BIG weekend ahead of me here in Chicago. I hope you’re ready for this ride because it’s going to be bumpy & grindy!

First, on August 8th, it’s our 6th annual ‘So You Wanna Be a Naked Girl’ at the Everleigh Social Club. Every year Naked Girls Reading invites participants to read in front of an audience. The audience then votes for their favorite reader and the winner receive fabulous prizes and major street cred! Make your vote count and make someone’s dream come true! Get your tix here.


Then, join me on August 9th at City Winery for a night of daring and debauchery as I present my first Variety Show at City Winery. Host Yuri Lane (internationally acclaimed beat boxer – “So You Think You Can Dance”) will lead you through an amazing array of burlesque, vaudeville, music, acrobatics and much more – complete with a never-before-seen-brand-spankin-new act from me, Sammich the Tramp, and David Kovac.  It’s like a wine-fueled talent show for sexy grown-ups that you will not want to miss. (Sponsored by Studio L’amour and Fancy Feather)

See details below for tickets!

General Admission Tickets are $20


VIP Tickets are $30

and include the best seats in the house, PLUS a Pre-Show party with the cast at the Everleigh Social Club (only 50 available)


Remember the Alamo

This weekend, I’ll be in San Antonio for the San Antonio Burlesque Festival on August 2nd! Get your tix to the show here.

Before the show, I’ll be teaching at the Uptown Studio. Here are all the dirty details:

San Antonio: August 2 – The Uptown Studio – 700 Fredericksburg Rd, San Antonio, TX 78201 – [Register]

11:30 – 12:30 – P*SSY Confidence – $25
Think with your head, and dance from your c*nt! Learn how to base your moves in your sex and bring your performance to a whole new level.  It’s time to embrace the power of the P-U-S-S-Y!

12:30 – 1:30 – Booty Lab – $25
Shimmy, bounce and twerk – Oh MY! Learn the basics of several bootyshimmies and isolations. We will go over many moves in the class, aswell as tone and stretch at the end. Wear very comfortable clothing.

When I return from Tex-ass, I’ll be in Chicago for Naked Girls Reading on August 8th at the Everleigh Social Club and my VARIETY SHOW on August 9th at City Winery!

See ya when I see ya!